witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

planetfucker:

calliedope:

sheik:

calliedope:

remember when chompy the goat became mayor

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didn’t he eat someone’s pants

he did a lot more than that

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Fifty shades of grey

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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