so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
remember when chompy the goat became mayor
didn’t he eat someone’s pants
he did a lot more than that
Fifty shades of grey
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep